-You hear the word "derf" on a regular basis and act like it is a common word in the dictionary
-You've attended a basketball game and left feeling bad for the other team since we killed them so bad
-You've had a dance party in the ambulance
-You've met up at chevron to go to a party
-You've been late to class and had the KFC man harass you to get there on time
-You've been told not to a hug a girl by the administration, yet some random couple is making out by the vending machines
-You've walked through the commons at lunch and thought to yourself "I've never seen any of these people in my life"
-You've had Mrs. Bagley call in officer Moon because she felt that you were out to physically harm her
-You've gotten up and left with the whole crowd with 2 minutes left of the Layton basketball game
-You've been head butted by a Layton kid
-You've verbally attacked kids from the opposing crowd when they walk by your crowd
-You've finished eating lunch and just left the garbage in the parking lot right by your car
-You've gone to hundreds of parties but never had people openly drinking there
-You have been sexually harassed in the halls and acted like nothing even happened
-You've been in a wreck in the parking lot
-You've had a snowball thrown at you by someone you don't even know
-You've been caught in a traffic jam in the halls cause of those kids that sit on the stairs
-You've acted like you were going to class but really exited at the wings to go get breakfast
-You've bought a Mountain Dew in the vending machines but got a Pepsi or and Iced Tee instead
-You've gone to get a drink from the drinking fountain but found water spraying all over your pants
-You've had something dropped on you from the second floor
-You've heard someone say the F word and the whole school stops and looks to see who it was
-You've left class early to get lunch at the Point but still didn't get there in time to even get a bean burrito
-You've taken part in a HOMER chant
-You've waited 5 minutes to turn in or out of the parking the lot because of the traffic
-You've talked crap to another kid from a different school but backed out of the fight
-You've had 2 parking tickets in 1 day
-You've showed up 4 hours before a game starts
-You've enrolled in seminary every year but only gone twice
-You've never attended an assembly
-You've circled around the roundabout more than 10 times in a row
-You've listened to Bones play his guitar and sing in the halls
-You've looked at the SBO officer board and not recognized any of them
-You've walked out to the A building and walked in with water half way up your pants
-You've gone a whole school day without taking your iPod headphones out
-You've almost been hit by kids drifting in the parking lot
-You've been choked out by Gunny's peel out smoke from his truck
-You've been suprised to see someone that is of a race other than caucasian
-You've looked at McFadden and though to yourself "dang he's attractive".. Even if your a guy
-You've wondered what goes through the head of that french dude chemistry teacher who rides his bike in the hall
-You've heard a kid was from Lone Peak and wanted to fight him
-You've been threatened to be arrested after a basketball game or before a Viewmont stomp
-You've been called down to Room 1301 and had the whole class "oooooh" at you cause they knew you were getting a truancy
-You've heard a phone vibrate in class and looked around to see whose it is
-You've realized that a band geek (no offense) is getting more action than you
-You've spotted a friend walking toward you at the opposite end of the hallways so you pull your phone out and act like your on it to make it less awkward
-You've heard people swearing right before they go into the seminary building, or even leave the seminary building high (but most kids are in too much denial to think that would really happen, but trust me it has!)
-You sh** "brown" and piss "gold"
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