February 20, 2009

ATTENTION PARENTS...

THINGS TO TEACH YOUR CHILDRED BEFORE THEY GO TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
(to save the custodians a lot of grief..)
1. ALWAYS flush the toilet.
2. throw away your snotty tissues, dang it.
3. if you get a bloody nose, CLEAN UP YOUR MESS. don't just leave your explosion of blood everywhere. please.
4. teach them what a garbage is. and how to use one.
the list goes on.

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